The Virtual Lighter App that puts an end to all Virtual Lighter Apps? - Please!

Please, for the love of all things holy and scared, let this be an end to the Virtual Lighters apps for the iPhone and iPod Touch!

Many a time during my daily updates of the iPhone Apps Charts have I been tempted to throw in the towel and simply stop bothering.

Why? Because when I started out compiling the iTunes Apps Chart on the web I figured I'd be providing a valuable service for iPhone and iPod Touch users, but it turns out that there are some real f*cking idiots that have managed to get their hands on the devices.

Want proof?

There's not been a single day that a 'Virtual Lighter' hasn't featured in the top 25 iPhone Apps Chart.

Now, Zippo have finally gotten in on the act by releasing their own branded 'Virtual Lighter' App. *Download it Here for Free if you feel you have need for one. I simply can't be arsed to write any more. I was going to include a screenshot of the Zippo app, but I'd rather take the time to poke my f*cking eyes out with a pencil.

Hopefully this will stop other lame ass iphone developers from releasing any more of the f*cking things! Now where is that pencil?*

Note: For some reason that I can't figure out, the Zippo app isn't available in the UK. I guess you're just really, really lucky!